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warammy · 1 year ago

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Would you like to see a magic trick?

Request time <3

#the black phone 2022 #grabber #blackphone #the grabber #black phone #ethan hawke #digital fanart #fanart #art #my art #the black phone fanart #love this man <3 #i need a magician in my life

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giantkillerjack · 1 year ago

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Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!

Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*

Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!

#original #the last unicorn #tlu #peter s beagle #molly gru #schmendrick #schmendrick the magician #two of my favorite characters in anything right there in the center of the story! and I'm glad I saw the film first!#my reading ability has diminished due to trauma disability etc. but it seems like having a visual reference actually really helped!#no wonder i only ever want to read fan fic! turns out reading is not actually Superior to other types of Storytelling. it's just different.#to say otherwise is snobbishness I have been eminently guilty of in my life!#but like it is easier for me to consume tv and movies and that is fine actually. also that's why I'm doing a graphic novel lol #because i wanted to make something i would actually be able to read if i found it at a library. altho the audio book IS gonna be bomb #the audiobook is for visually impaired readers and anyone who wants or needs it! accessible stories for everyone! yeah!!#my gender was already transed but now I've gained an ADDITIONAL gender! which one? I'll never tell 😘#i am so powerful i have so much fuckin gender. my wife has no gender. and she is equally as powerful.#and also she has STUDIED THE BLADE #mostly zoro's blades from One Piece #normally YouTube recommends me shit movies like idiocracy or smth this is like if every day ur cat brought you a piece of rotten food and #then one day it brings you a BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED TALE FEATURING MY BELOVED TWINK FUCK-UP WIZARD FRIEND AND MY ALL-TIME HOMEGIRL MOLLY GRU #and also it's soft and beautiful and funny and fucking weird!! i wrote melodies to the songs in the books on my ukulele

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millidew · 12 days ago

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i cannot deny the fact that he would call him some shit like "monsieur forehead"

bonus assistant ash:

#in a ‘proper’ au id say Gary is a forensic scientist? but like who would be the klavier….#hes an insane overachiever but maybe that + music is too much LMAOO #i want to say ash is goh's silly assistant that only knows law secondhand but is still allowed to be in court somehow #pokemon #pokeani #anipoke #gary oak #pokemon goh #trainer goh #what were my tags for him. idk #...if im gonna continue with this au im gonna need to get him a last name #ash ketchum #pikachu #shigegou #shigesatogou #well no. but in a way if you believe #just to clarify because ik it could feel weird since assistant ash is based on trucy: they're all the same age like in canon #and he might not be a magician in the end? or maybe he is and it’s just a side gig LMAO #I wanna incorporate the ash-gary backstory too #he thought they were gonna be rivals in court but life said No #ace attorney #millidrew #art #my post #pokeattorney au #no id

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fixated-on-something · 28 days ago

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Something something the feeling that I’ll never experience true love because that would involve me going on a perilous quest with someone and forming an indescribable bond with them during our travels and then risking my life to save them but being narrowly plucked from the jaws of death and pulled into their embrace, realising at last how we both feel…

#I need to go on a quest #this is why Quentin is relatable to me #the more I think about it the more accurate his quites are to my life experience #get me out #the magicians #fixated-on-magicians #quentin coldwater

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hayaku14 · 8 months ago

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kuroba toichi you need to stay dead or im going to fucking kill you myself

#you sick son of a bitch #if you truly love your son you wouldnt be alive #it's bad enough that you basically left the mantle for your teenage son to take up but you actually being alive????????#you just out there living your life while your son is destroying his relationships chasing after something that you started????????#his very motivation is your death and it's not even real??? the utter fucking betrayal???#and maybe being kid has kade him a better magician and has helped him find out more about himself #but he shouldve been able to have a choice if he even wanted to be kid at all it shouldnt have been a responsibility pushed upon him #AND IF YOU ARE FUCKING ALIVE AND YOU'RE JUST WATCHING YOUR SON RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WITH PRIDE INSTEAD OF GUILT YHEN YOU CAN #GO FUCK YOURSELF #Honestly the worst #also that theory that maybe chikage is travelling the world because she KNOWS toichi is alive and she's with her elevates this fuckery into #a whole different level #anyway go read cuethesun's tomorrow and the next day #good fucking food and bad parent chikage and toichi enjoyers will be pleased ;>#lol #dc prattles #as much as i want happy everybody is alive kuroba family #i need touichi and chikage if she knows too to feel the repercussions of their horrible parenting and i need kaito to be able to let himself #feel the hurt and betrayal that he is justified to feel even if he is happy that his dad is alive #but i dont trust gosho to handle that nicely if anything i think hes gonna just handwave it and wont address it properly #anyway my point is i just need more hurt and angry kaito also if shinichi is there im happy #sorry i sneaked in a kaishin i cant stop the brainrot unfortunately theres no cure 🤚😔#ALSO DONT GET ME STARTED WITH BAD PARENT KUDOS OOOOOHHHH

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euesworld · 1 year ago

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"Magic.. it's simple. It's the way I touch you like you are the only person in the world.."

You think it's not magic but you are under my spell - eUë

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ghastlyinterspecies · 11 months ago

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Theodore Barclay is the love of my dreams

#the last magician #the devil’s thief #the serpent’s curse #the shattered city #lisa maxwell #books #hyperfixation #i love him so much #he is life #he’s the love of my dreams but not in a romantic way #me and my *platonic* fiancé’s dynamic is they’re ruby and i’m theo #the alternative is that i’m viola #i love theo so much 😭#we all need a theo in our lives #straight ally #protector of the lesbians #him <3

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bluberimufim · 7 months ago

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My brain keeps telling me to rewrite "Black and White" as one of those novels that are more like a collection of documents (whatever tf it's called) and I'm like!! Bestie, writing a novel as a series of documents is exactly what made me write the second draft as third person in the first place!!!!

(ok technically it was just Darius's normal POV + Diedrich's diary for some reason, but still!!)

#did i accidentally jinx myself months ago when i made it canon that Johann writes an autobiography?#i never mentioned it. i just think he'd do that ya know?#ok no but the idea of a series of documents #leaving behind a trail detailing the life of this magician #sounds really cool #he's gonna die. we know he's gonna die from the beginning. he's always been a memory #maybe THIS will be the thing that makes Darius's existence make sense #he's never been a very proactive guy #feel very un-protagonist-y of him #ok now i'm actually excited for this #wtf #i can NOT keep rewriting this wip in different formats!!!#writeblr #writing #my wips #black & wip #if anyone is in any way knowledgeable about literacy levels in the 1900-1910s hmu please #i'm gonna need it

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m-s-little-fandom-file · 7 months ago

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In actual desperate need of more gay fantasy adventure shows that aren't super gory. I know it's incredibly niche and I might actually have exhausted the inventory, but on the off chance that people know some I haven't seen please share your recs...

#non exhaustive list of the ones I've seen so far: Merlin Shadow and Bone Renegade Nell The owl House The magicians the irregulars #the imperfects the order rwby the librarians #just throwing this out there i need more fantasy gay in my life...

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calamitys-child · 1 year ago

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Show me one atom of truth!!! One molecule of mercy!!!!! And yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#gnu terry pratchett #i picked a WEIRD run of shows today #horrible bigot crowd management. cute magician summoning my friend's ghost. terry pratchett life advice.#and now i need to go to work??? to a job???????#i cant do that ! i need a triple jack and coke and a 3 day nap!!!

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sylhea-raemi · 2 years ago

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Airi playing an important role in the story but also the fact that she's the only proof of oda kazuha and saito tooru's existance on earth is wow

#look okay so like it's not confirmed how many times the other magicians can reincarnate but they CAN reincarnate more than once and CAN be #reincarnated to a different world. makia and thor are the prrof of that– not only that but airi being connected to both of them possessing #memories of kazuha and tooru's existance in airi's world....#so airi's presence in maydare is the only proof of kazuha and toru existing in another world other than makia and thor themselves #because look thor STILL don't know about his past life as tooru but makia and airi knows #airi is what reminds kazuha of the other world other than her own memories makia is the only person who can remind airi of her previous wor #because airi had been shown being homesick in a certain way (the cuisine/food) and makia's the ONLY person she knows that have memories of #their life as japanese high school students. makia is the only person that reminds airi of her previous life- they're each other's proof of #their previous life's existance im gettung insane #but the thing is both of them are moving forward from their past but like there are remains of fondness of things they liked and that's ok!#it's like moving forward but still acknowledging their roots acknowledging what they were before acknowledging how far they've grown #cries i know im repeating myself and maybe not making sense but istg i didn't mean to shove thor away 💀💀💀💀#im so sorry i know he's like. he appeared in the early chapters and i *did* like him but deadass would not care about him #it's only because of makia that i care about him im sorry the other characters captured my heart.. was it because he's out for a long while #but i like that type of shit when the ml is gone for some time and then they reunite... and the fact that other characters are out of scene #sometimes too so like? maybe im too biased sobbing what the hell #the savior's guardians are like. i don't really care abt them esp the two knights (leonhart or something and thor)#prince gilbert is annoying yeah but i don't hate him and my impression of his character improved reading through lady alicia arc #so yeah gilbert is annoying and pretty okay to me now but at least he's not a character i can easily forget lol #i think i need to REALLY reread mtm because i really could not bring myself to like thor higher than 'hes okay ig'#sylhea talks maydare

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livvyofthelake · 1 year ago

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just. “who’s going to volunteer for that?” and then unflinchingly without thought or hesitation, “i will”. i can’t even get too into it… they were best friends… there is something wrong with you that is also wrong with me…..

#haha what if i was a chaos magician and to prevent myself from being consumed by darkness i needed a human soul to be my counterweight that #grounds me to reality and life. and i only wanted it to be you. haha……#good morning. it’s terrible #🌀

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mejomonster · 2 years ago

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Every time a tarot reading for me says divine timing/universe has a plan I'm like dhjdjd

OK universe you can just say you don't wanna tell me and don't think it's any of my fucking business even though it's My Life shdhjd ToT

#tarot #rant #i know its random like horoscopes randomly sayung shit and if it gives u helpful stuff to xontemplate #and helps u think thing thru great! if not then let it go!#but also like?! youd be fucking shocked by the coincidence that is me #without fail getting wheel/magician/surprise/moon cards over and over and ONLY them #universe said im noT FUCKING TELLING YOU ANY ADVICE.#universe says over ans over i know ur cards are cute but luck aint giving u variety #i get cards to Randomly Consider and its always:unknown. itll be a surprise. u make ur own future. THANKS YEAH I KNEW #life is by definition UNKNOWN AND BASED ON MY ACTIONS i aint got no new random qords to contemplate!!#i finally got a different reading with a friend lmao and guess what?!!!#instead of any advice or any future considerations. cards/friends interpretation was ONLY #hey u mejo u have trauma. ur trauma versions of you are ALSO you and u need to integrate them and be kind to them #which like. yeah thats always true. i didnt need cards to say my own intwrnal state for years #but it was funny INSTEAD of any shit about random future guesses or advice on things to do?#my cards were just like lmao do some more self therapy! thats always a good idea right!#which to be fair. i did think it was a good idea so now im doing more true self exploration #but like. thats for my own quality of life and treatinf myself better and taking better care of self #thats still NOTHING to do with events/advice for future events lmao #i Love tarot and pretty cards but mostly only read for others #cause for me my fucking cards just say: lmao why did u ask? im not telling u. go live life and find out bitch

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bardicbeetle · 2 years ago

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sometimes i come to the startling realization that i am. capable of choosing my own directions.

#the magician cries #larkspur will write later #do not mind me i am having feelings again and always #there is both comfort and devastation in knowing you control the bubble of who is in your life #it is simply the maintaining of those ties that exhausts me #there is too much #and i am too much for most of the ones considered obligatory #this is not to say i want to cut them out entirely. i am beyond the white hot rage of 22-24 #i am beyond the despair of my late teens #there is still anger there #there is the sting of ‘we’ve decided not to tell grandpa’#the backhanded ‘oh i like xxx better’ and ‘i’m glad it’s small’#the crushing weight of ‘it does not matter what you change’#and the untouchable guilt mixed with irritation of watching someone who caused you genuine pain become BETTER #and not being able to reconcile within yourself the fact that they are making an effort to be in your life again #these are not all about the same person #my family ties and complicated and painful and i don’t treat them often with the care that i should #but how can i #i was raised to be quiet and self sufficient #and now i am demonized for not reaching out when there is nothing i need from the people who were supposed to raise me #who treat my brother like he is incapable of the same level of thought as me just because he was born with a d!ck #who act like i am trying to hurt everyone by being myself #or that he is trying to hurt everyone by trying to forge his own life #we are the angel children turned ungrateful adults #the safe space for the younger cousins. the first to leave on holidays. the last to arrive.#i want it to be easy #but it never fucking is

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acircusfullofdemons · 2 years ago

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trying to explain the "plot" of Phantasmagoria like death took the kids after a nasty divorce with life but they had to go into witness protection bc life is insane. they all get separated. one of the kids becomes a pirate and introduces the concept of fairies and sirens to the multiverse. the other kid gets their soul split in two with one half accidentally pissing off angels and the other half gets sent into a vr world where they're a magician. also there's a talking cat.

#paraportal #luka.txt #console: phantasmagoria #phantasmagoria lore #at least i THINK that's whats goin on lol #absolutely batshit insane tho right #also. lucien is the pirate. vincent is pissing off angles & cali is the magician.#vin n cali are TECHNICALLY the same para and now there's an in-universe explanation lol #it actually works out bc how tf else do i explain the chaos that is Entropy #who ive just now decided is a fusion between cali & cheshire/fandom!vincent #this all makes perfect sense in my mind & that's what matters.#love how lucien is just. Vibing. connecting angels/fairies/sirens & looking for her family.#while vincent is fighting for his life in each world lmao. rip buddy.#GOD one day i need to like. make an 'official' intro post for phana....

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daydreamerdrew · 2 years ago

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The Defenders (1972) #70

#I want to ignore that Strange says he wishes he could cure Bruce of the Hulk so that I can enjoy the rest of this #ugh it’s so weird like he thinks of Bruce and the Hulk as separate people and he considers the Hulk a friend #why would he want to destroy the Hulk?#he knows that the Hulk can do good because they do good together on the Defenders #and the Defender are genuinely friends like they like spending time together and they all actually like hanging out with the Hulk #it really doesn’t make sense for any of them to be pro-curing Bruce #especially since they all including Strange have spent considerably more time with the Hulk than with Bruce #anyway I like how Bruce tells Strange that ‘you probably know green-skin better than I do!’#that’s true #and I like how immediately the Hulk is just like Magician doesn’t need to tell me why he brought me here I already know #it’s to help him as always #also I like that Strange asks the Hulk to help him rather than just teleporting him away with him and assuming he will #I think it’s considerate to the Hulk and treating him as a real person with feelings #which is notable cause the Hulk doesn’t get a lot of that in his life #marvel #bruce banner #stephen strange #my posts #comic panels

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